Is Not Christmas/Transcript

Mokey: Hmmmm... OH HOM!! (dirty dream)

Momi: it's not Christmas!

Momi: *slaps Mokey* IT'S NOT KRIMAS!!!!! *shakes table*

Mokey: WHAT??? WHAT DO YOU WANT!?!?!?

Momi: What is it, Mokey?

Mokey: *chokes sexually*

Momi: That's right! It's not Christmas!

(Momi throws Mokey out the window)

Mokey: *lands on the snow* Ouh! *relief*

John Cena: (does handshaking himself)

Mokey: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(John Cena invisibly hits)

Mokey: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF! *deflation*

Momi: (laughs) it's not Christmas!

Santa: Ho Ho Ho! *notices Mokey running* M-Mokey! Mokey! *gets stabbed* Oh! OOH! My leg! Oh ho ho ho!

(Suck, My and Dick trip Mokey with Dick's leg)

Mokey: Ouch!

(Suck, My and Dick laugh)

(Momi laughs and gives suck, my and dick a wet whillie and then she laughs and has a suspense)

(meanwhile, Dilan tickles Grooby)

Grooby: Oh, hello Mokey!

Mokey: (crying) AH OH AH!

Grooby: Mokey, why are you crying?

Dilan: *gibberish quacking* (haven't you heard? It's Christmas right now).

Grooby: Exactly! It's—

Momi: Not Christmas!

(Momi proceeds to brutally murder Grooby and Dilan by using size adjustment)

Mokey: (screams then runs away)

Momi: Don't run, Mokey! HA! HA! HA!

* Zooms into YouTube HQ*

CEO: Ah... I like my coffee how I like my site!

* Sips coffee*

* Tastes like dog poo*

CEO: (spits demonically) This is disgusting!

Mokey:  AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! NO OOH!!

CEO: Who is this?

Assistant: Um, We dunno boss!

CEO: (scoffs) Do something! Demonetize him!

* Momi lands on floor from a high place*

Momi: NOT CHRISTMAS.

* yeets bomb*

Bomb: PYOODIPAAAII!!

CEO: Ugh! (deadly cough) Oh, that smells like non-advertiser-friendly. (gag)

CEO: BAN THEM!

Ban Gun: BAN!

(Assistant ban gun strike)

(Accidentally murders 2 YouTubers)

Momi: You're gonna die, Mokey! You're gonna die like EVERYONE Mokey! HAHAHA!

Santa: Mokey! Don't beleive her, Mokey! It's Christmas, Mokey! It's Chris-

Momi: SHUT UP!

(looks back)

(suprise mokeynotfound)

Mokey: お前わ  毛   進でいる！ (Omae wa   MOU   shindeiru!)

Momi: ¿Qué?

(ear pinch)

Mokey: KIMAAAH!!!

Momi: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!

(back crack)

Momi: AAAHH~!

Mokey: Krima!

(bomerang throw)

(stairs crash)

Momi: AH! AH! AH! AH!

(Slips and falls down stairs)

Momi: *Continuously screaming*

(Slips on a random banana peel lol)

Momi: O! 🅰️! 🅰️! 🅰️!

(Sits on Wheelchair)

Mokey: Crimah!

(Throws Wheelchair)

Momi: AHHHHHH!!!

(Mokey punches)

Momi: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!

Mokey: *Waters a tree*

(Table tree, because, plot.)

(Mokey moves tree and table crushes to Momi)

Momi: OW!

Mokey: IIIIS...KRIMAAAA!

(Watch hits Momi)

Momi: AAAAAAAAA- *Glitches out*

Santa: Ho Ho! You did it again Mokey!

Mokey: Krima! *Punches Santa’s another leg*

Santa: OHH! My other leg! OHH! OHHHHHH!

Mokey: MERRY KIIMAAAAAAAAHH!!!

Jesus Christ: Thank you, everyone that is here for my birthday. Thank...

Mokey: Krima! *Slaps Jesus into cake*

Jesus Christ: AAAA!!! AAAAA!!! AAAAAA-

The end, thank you for watching the entire transcript.